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(SINGING) Alabama
The rest of us tried to keep in touch. But, you know, life gets in the way.
I'm feeling a little too upset to keep working.
A final interview isn't some inconsequential thing
Black cowboy? Son, what are you doing?
I'm Dave lzzle.
(KELSO CHUCKLING)
and tell me the five lamest people that you see.
I've decided to no longer refer to you two as pathetic.
Yeah, you and me both. Some of our guys never made it home.
I've spent the last three weekends finishing up community service.
- Did you hear that I was quitting? - I did, Ted.
but it would make me hate myself, like, four notches less
(TURK GRUNTS)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Joke's on you, my mom's dead.
You're really gonna leave us?
Long gone and took the kids.
Work your little scrubs off.
You know, tit for tat, which, by the way, is a horrible expression.
(ELEVATOR RUMBLING)
I am. I am like Shakespeare, yo.
You're forgetting my back story.
All done, none done. Remember?
we'd just find you dead in your office.
How long do final interviews with actual dying people take?
We're getting old, Kemo Sabe.
What are you guys doing here, anyway?
I'm out.
stay out of your purse.