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- So you had your laptop stolen? - Yeah, last night.
Talking to Cassie and the writers,
Life sucks. Nothing good ever happens.
Fun fact: stars use the word "home" too.
But sometimes, to be nice to someone,
Try this. How's your... "pump" wife "pump, pump."
Or have you forgotten the difference?
even if it hurts their feelings.
I have no idea what you mean.
You deserve the world.
What's going on? You can't just come in here.
Well, I'm trying to be more hands on...
Vacation
And then after watching us work for, like, two seconds,
- You forgot to say wife. - Ah, good note.
that there's literally nothing you can say
and then Damon's like "Peralta, you got the goods.
You're letting all of this cloud your judgment.
and let him fill in the blanks.
- They're here about the laptop. - Oh.
Also, there's no way she even knows I waited.
- That's my move. - Oh, I'm aware.
Think about it.
Security cam caught you breaking into Cassie's trailer
when I come in on Monday for my first day of work.
I didn't think you were gonna involve the cops in this,
That seems rather underhanded.
You really think you can handle girl talk?
so I don't taint the evidence?
Although, last night he did ask me to tell him
Someone broke into my trailer, jimmied the lock.
While we're on the subject of things...
Never gonna see each other again.
- Open the bag, Detective. - Happy to.
Well, while you were off in fantasy land,
Okay, so maybe we find out where he's staying
Hey, Jake, catering send over some chicken fingers.