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Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life.
- Angela, I have a complaint. - What is it, Griffin?
including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.
like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.
We now return to
Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.
What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.
Do you understand? (hans slam the door)
Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.
He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!
My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it.
Wait, wait, hang on a second. Are you saying there's more to being Mexican
Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir.
What? No, I was just...
Why, you son of a bitch.
- Home of the Whopper? - You've got to be kidding me.
Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,
And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.
You'll officially be an American citizen.
See, this isn't so bad.
Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega.
Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?
Um...
We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno.
Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test.
Peter, you do not have to do this.
"The land of the free and the home of the blank."