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Peter, I'm using you as a house immigrant,
They're a vital part of our society.
- Shower cap. - There you go.
you tell me not to stare at them, and today that's all we're doing?
- Things an overcoat would say. - I'm covered with water.
Yes, it was 35 years ago today that James Veteran stood up to City Hall
I just say hooray
- I clean now? - No!
The land of the free and the home of the blank? Home of the Whopper?
That's like going to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.
I'll take the training meeting
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- Things Speed Stick would say. - I keep your head dry.
You need to...
You must be exhausted. Come, come. Let's get you to your new home.
and in Spanish, it's called The No-Sex Man Comes to Town.
Or a banana. Or a Sharpie.
Must have been a woman pilot, huh?
You bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle
Housekeeping?
Like, like, like the Space Needle.
- Housekeeping. - Come back later, please.
How's he gonna know what we're saying?
It costs, like, $2.50 an hour, so don't skimp on the conversation.
Mr. Griffin, if you were truly an American, you would know our national anthem.
On which we used to rely?
What the hell is going on here? Why aren't you people working?
where everyone has to prove they're an American, and I need my birth certificate.