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Wait a minute, hang on, everybody.
USA!
that I never filled out the paperwork to make you a citizen.
They are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away.
- No! No, I'm not doing that. - I stick finger in your mouth?
How the hell do you guys do this every day?
Peter, you do realize there's a difference between loving America
- Housekeeping? - Not now!
Now, look, don't get upset, but I've been so worried about you
I do, because I'm her father, and she's 16. What are you, like 38?
In a world where pirates are gay but Orlando Bloom isn't,
Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt!
- Hello, fat ass. - Lois, immigrants don't take handouts.
to make sure all our personnel are legal citizens.
So, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave.
We're here as a family, and we're going to live as a family.
- I get involved? - What?
- I come in anyway? - No! Go away!
he got his wish.
Could you say whole speech again in Spanish?
- I stay and watch? - No!
We are gonna have sex at some point!
- Peter, what brings you here? - Hi, Mom.
You don't see Nike or Microsoft or General Motors or Ford or Boeing
while I'm reading USA Today.
You wear me to keep you dry.
Oh, well, then no thank you.