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Hi. I'm gonna go and get you a big ice-cold glass of water.
I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morning Wood
- Seriously? - Yeah.
Hey. This is my band. We all work in different departments in the hospital.
Everything went really well.
- Oh, God, the ex-wife. - Jordan. What a coincidence!
I guess I couldn't stop wishing there was someone over my shoulder.
I mean like a glazed thingy. And I like sprinkles on half of it.
The fact is I make it a rule never to get in bed with people
you'd like nothing better than to just lie there and watch her sleep.
or whatever it is you do when you're happy.
And did you ever place that femoral swan?
That room's not empty.
- Good job, DJ. - You know, it's JD.
Night-time security, non-arboreal gardening services
OK, move it along, fellas, there's nothing to see here.