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Boy, you're havin' quite a day, Super‐chief.
We got a problem.
And none of this beauty's farts.
Too much, likely.
Now there's a renovation.
I'm with the fellas on this one.
You're the other end.
Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there.
(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)
No one cares about your cat's farts.
Go.
heads on down to the washroom there,
It's not what you said. You better settle down over there
Tomorrow's gonna be a great day for hay.
Well, that's their problem. Not ours.
(DAN FARTS)
Not to creepin' farts, or spam farts...
And it's annoying.
You were in a Godzilla movie the other dayyyy
I...
Valencia.
taking advantage of a growing trend was not stealing.
And we want 30%.
Y'all are too slow. Slow on the uptake.
But did you actually think you were the only ones in the world to have it?
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes
It's very much like that, except for farts.
I don't wanna be smelling a dude's ass all the time. Get real.
That's what I appreciate about you.
and he says, "Hey, why don't you come take a shits in the girls' bathroom?"
Here's what we've done. I am, at this point,
(DAN FARTS)
(FARTING)
What are you? Some kind of fart purist?
So he's gonna think you wanna fucking wheel him.
Amateurs. Money, generated from the site!
We've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.
Okay, Dan.
Who should we target to buy ad space on Fartbook?
describe clash of clans. Me: