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And I went over there with my second‐cousins.
No. Why not?
Who cares? Not Glen, right?
You appreciate my metaphors, Katy.
You drop deuces in every orifice of your body, you fuckhead!
(FARTING SOUNDS)
Look, y'all had a good idea, all right?
That's right.
Are we?
How are you now?
I'll drop an Alabama Hot Pocket in your deuce maker, Charlie.
I don't know what happened just now.
Do you wanna know what? He's right.
Um...
And that's how he met his lovely Eunice.
What's that?
Well, if you don't puts it on the internet,
So, he became real popular with his friends,
Oh, yeah? You got a phone number for the internet, Dan?
(GROANS) Fucking sort yourselves out.
(GRUNTING) Meritorious!
You had a terrific idea. Congratulations.
What? We are at home.
Okay.
It's everywhere.
I heard it was Boots who fucked the ostrich. No.
I'm not friends with Wayne yet. But I wanna be.
(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)
in every single one. That like, "Say cheese."
Not what Fartbook is all about.
Some real rectal turbulence.
Farts should never come between the love of a man and a woman.
Hard no
It was very addicting.
Oh, that's because there's so many cute farts. Like I can't even keep up.
What question?
But we own 30 percent.
There was never a "The."
I don't give a shit about your kids
I think we should pump the brakes on Fartbook.
#stickypapers #leafblowers #you sit on a tug #leafblower
You have a bit of our attention,
Stewart, I did not steal anything.
my second cousin's got IBS.
All your allegations... All of them, completely fricken' false. Baseless.