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all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.
If you ever threaten me like that again, I'll spread your cheeks
where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm,
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
You know what, I don't know why you guys need everybody knowing your business anyway.
(FARTS)
Right again.
No, no, no. I can do better. I wants to go again.
No. Fine.
their farts.
It seems as though you were just cruising through Fartbook
(FARTING CONTINUES)
Well, then it's a good thing you's two have each other.
Keep the ladies guessin' a little bit. Be the mystery man.
That's information I's wants to know!
Are you referring to Christian Fart Mingle?
I was on there a lot.
There is a whole site devoted to gluten‐free farts.
(STEWART CLEARS THROAT)
In addition, you've been updating new farts from your cat almost hourly.
No, I think you should keep it.
Gentlemen.
Not super farty.
If you can be a man at night, you can be a man in the morning.
That is a true story.
This is our problem.
You gots a better idea?
You gotta tell her more than once.
We've got another problem.
#leafblower #hands #cat #loudnoises
Cartoonish. We're in.
Really nice work, Dan. Fuck, is this awkward.
You're one end.
Some fine colon bowling.