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too goddamn much to take that risk.
Exactly.
(WHISPERING) No... No...
Just like...
Agreed. And we should also get Katy into the fracas. I'll talk to her.
Tear you into a Pop‐Tart!
And I like it because you can put different filters on all of your farts and it's fun.
Suggestions?
Boy howdy.
Fartbook dies today.
(BOTH PANTING)
Go away. (HOARSELY) Let's go.
What the fuck are you looking at, you fuckin' pilon?
Is geo‐stamping farts a good idea?
No you never. Ain't no reason to get excited.
No it isn't. It's true.
If she's always listening to your ass acoustics,
(WHISPERS) Nothing.
I guarantee she'll be slower and slower to crawl into bed with you at night.
Once we get enough members playing the butt trumpet,
We're supposed to be napping right now, boys.
Instead of putting your phone on silent, you put in on silent...
I'm coming back for everything.
if I do say so myself.
We're comin' phezzy!
But, drop the "The." Just, Burpbook. It's cleaner
In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street.
He's gonna think that you wanna turn on the jets.
Huh. No. Huh.
R eally Scraping The Bottom Of The Yoghurt Cup For That Nugget Of Wisdom, Aren't You?
Hey! Hey! Fuck it!
If you were the inventors of Fartbook, you'd have invented Fartbook.
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.