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That's a Texas‐size 10‐4. Why?
Why can't you just go fuck yourself?
Give us...24 hours.
Tigers Gggvggbggggggggggg
Yeah... (GROANING)
(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)
Super. Let's listen.
Well, Pete gets all liquored up. Long story short,
When we see you've been liking all this duster's farts on Fartbook.
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me...
(CHUCKLES) And I mean, millions of ways of hearing unlimited farts.
Well there's nothing better than a fart.
the only member of Fartbook.
There's one thing you're not gonna like about your own face.
Indian food. Greek food. Asian noodle soups. What about ring tones?
I am as God made me.
Now.
(GRUNTING) Gail.
They calls that guerrilla shittin'.
Wayne, how come you didn't join Fartbook?
What you just said is outrageous.
However, shove that baby through the Hudson filter...
It's called spamming, Gail.
You've attached messages to each of your farts.
STEWART: I suggest we, um,
Right. You've got a picture of your cat under each of your farts.
(CHUCKLING) (GRUNTING)
So, what are you gonna chain it up to?
Okay? Mmm‐mmm.
Anything down the road will be negotiated in good faith.
send this fart to ten people or you will have bad sex for the rest of your life.
I don't think we need to invite them, though.
Everybody whose got a cat or a kid,
YOU WERE IN A GODZILLA MOVIE THE OTHER DAYYYY
That's it.
No. No. No. Yes. Yes.
me and the cousins, just standing there in the kitchen
You know... Nothing...
(EXCLAIMS)