HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,
Like the... Little bull snort there in the middle there, Stewart.
I genuinely enjoy farts.
Not too bad. Good, and you? Huh?
liking and commenting on everyone's farts but contributing nothing yourself.
We started Fartbook so that good folks could share farts with other good folks.
(HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
the filter that I invented myself. I call it...
Sad story. Boo‐hoo. Toot‐toot!
and we're in the Lord's house, I'm gonna play you
Nope.
If you think, if you think it's a good idea...
someone who farms ostriches.
Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,
(FART RECORDING PLAYING)
God help us all.
Yeah, you know what else kids love, keys. (KEYS JINGLING)
But look how cute they are.
right there in the middle of the bathroom floor.
Really scraping the bottom of the yoghurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?
I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.
Allons‐y.
Where's Glen?
(SIGHS)
Fine.
STEWART: Where's Katy?
Get some feedback. Iron out the bugs.
Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella
I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line"
I have millions...
Like that person who just happens to have burst out laughing in every group photo
DARYL: I don't...
we'll have to suspend your membership.
Well, I feel like if other people could hear that crack splitter
So, he drinks a coffee, eats a bran muffin,
Because the last time I checked,
But don't think that we're gonna sit here and enjoy listening to you lie.
When did we ask for your attention?
Is this a true story?
WAYNE: Wanna know, that's...
it could have a positive impact on their lives.
So, all things considered, this whole thing's pretty fucking juvenile,
So it's like, if I didn't send it, then I'd be stuck having bad shaboink forever.
No I never. I said yesterday it was fit for a demolition derby.
So?
How are we gonna fuck this pig?
There's certain things that should stay sacred between a man and a woman.
I mean, I gots to check my emails.
So, driving Pete's family's out of town, he had a bit of a Texas Hold'em Tournament.
Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?