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we'll have to suspend your membership.
I don’t give a shit about your kids
(FART RECORDING PLAYING)
you have every right to do so.
What are you talking about?
Those are some hairy allegations you are firing, at my face.
(CHUCKLES) Guys.
Dangling in front of their faces. They fucking love it.
DARYL: We asked your help with our idea
Like Facebook?
Shake on 30%.
(DAN FARTS)
What for?
for kids to start taking shits in places what weren't meant for taking shits in.
Then she's bought and paid for. Two against one.
My profile.
Fluff you then.
(SCREAMS) Farts!
You said yesterday, it could win a demolition derby.
So any other insights for us?
How are we gonna fuck that pig?
STEWART: Go.
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.
Eduardo. We're ranking farts.
Oh.
with his ability to take a shits any time he needed to.
GLEN: Cheese and rice.
Stop Farting No
Well, fucking measure twice, cut once then, bud.
Fartbook.
But, drop the "The." Just, Burpbook. It's cleaner
If you really wanted to get to the bottom of it...
We reconvene back here in 24 hours.
I'll fuckin' land shark your shit house so fast
I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line" I dont give a shit about their "kids"
It's called Fart Filter.
I can farts on command.
so it becomes real popular in his high school,
We are not gonna be making any money off the site.
No, you?
STEWART: Ready?
What you're doing is called creeping.
This one, no filter. Nothing.