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Hold it! Bill, I've read Penthouse letters that are more plausible than this.
Could you keep it down, please? Nope.
It was a morning like any other.
Good, because I was just thinking the devil must have lost his pitchfork,
Helping the captain find his way back to the good ship Crunchy Goose,
Well, what exactly did she say?
Come here. Ohh!
- She was kidding. - It was obviously a joke.
All right. You tell me what happened. Okay.
I-- I come here for the excellent coffee.
I told you I was coming back to clean out my desk,
That's really not funny at all.
I'm not worried. See, ever since the day Catherine made that threat,
Oh, sorry. Catherine, this is-- this is beautiful.
which, quite frankly, nullifies the possibility of compensatory redress.
Catherine was on the phone, I was at my desk tryin' to get some work done,
Oh, well, no, not exactly.
[ Catherine ] All right. Who stole all the stuff off my desk?
but, um, an opportunity like this, you just can't pass it up.
Okeydoke.
Uh, from work. Bye.
I am so proud to have known all of you.
And after that, she just cleaned out her desk and left.
And the fact that she couldn't have me made her, quite simply,
Besides, you don't have any money.
All right. Uh--
You still can't figure me out?
No. You sure this is Catherine we're talking about?