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Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Auther: Ambrose Bierce By: Jeremiah yakoby
She's a... Republican!
*John is the loneliest number
If my friend Lisa wins, so be it.
How long has it been since you washed your stomach?
Okay, you got my attention.
I got to go.
Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's
I'll make both.
It may recur tonight, so if possible,
Back in the banner shed you go.
Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale,
New kid?
You think I'm tough?
But who'd own you then?
What are you doing?
Ay, caramba!
And, uh, Isabel Adolpho-Guzman-Lopez Gutiérrez.
Hi. New kid, second grade.
Hmm, maybe Isabel likes baking.
If you haven't guessed, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
More like a gentle breeze.
♪ And one...
doomed to get only single pneumonia.
Fine. You're Mike Singletary.
due to jelly on the ballots.
That's a reference to the Bronte sisters!
And to find innovative solutions that will hel...
Not really.
Ay, caramba!
of beliefs.
electioneering or negative campaigning.