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Not sure about the whole "long distance" thing, though.
I don't have a distributor here yet,
'Cause that sounds wrong, Bro-da.
Anybody would be stressed out meeting new people.
Marshall.
For the sake of the story, let's call her...
but then I looked up and across a crowded room,
What do you mean?
Dude, I heard the dean is coming.
on the blonde chick at the end of the bar.
Yeah.
And even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds.
As if she knew
Then she's crazy.
W-W-Where's my wife?
That's what you're saying?
Unless you're a total idiot. What's your name?
I was starting my own line of handbags.
What do you think, Ted?
You know what else is a good story?
"In order to determine
If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot.
All of us reminiscing about how we met me?
Oh, I get it. Ted told you I didn't go to college,
I'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
What?
Lily... come on.
Wow, you bought that?
Marshal and Lily.
That whole scene, a stranger across a crowded room thing--
we first have to doubt everything we know."
That wasn't me.
or I never would have met Ted.
so remember, tonight isn't about scoring.