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Just make an appearance.
Hormones?
Well, sure.
Life is about problems,
Are you there, God?
It is indeed four days until the new millennium
and growing and learning from obstacles.
We want God!
and I'm finding out all about our goddess powers!
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
it does indeed say that something
He is the Alpha and the Omega.
and if I can't menstruate, then by God,
Everyone is very excited, because rumour has it
My child, you are a boy.
This is Jesus we're talking about!
I'm not gonna sit around and be the only periodless eight-year-old boy.
but he has taken another step out, Tom.
Your father never went through puberty?
Dude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us!
because of an acute colon infection.
- It's Dad. - God?
Well, I should think the most logical solution would be hormones.
A tampon? What's a tampon?
Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
we're supposed to reach into this little dish and pull out a word.
We knew you could do it, Jesus!
- What should we ask him? - We have to think carefully!
Did you hear that, everybody?
Father in Heaven, please let tonight's show go well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! We've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now,