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It's the millennium, Father.
Your friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses
I might not even get to be their friend any more!
Jesus, why does God hate me?
then there'd be no point in our existence.
Cartman got his, then Kenny.
It plugged him up until he finally burst from the inside out
Thanks a lot, Dr Mephisto! You're the best!
You will hit puberty when the time is right,
Yeah! I could just say I got my period!
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is.
For whatever reason people are starting to follow me again.
What the matter kyle. Nothing
before the New Year.
Yea, 'tis my father, the creator.
Oh, my God!
Quiet, Kenny. The goddess lives in all of us and...
We can ask him anything we want, like,
Whoa, man.
What the matter kyle. Nothing
What the matter kyle. Nothing
I'm 2,000 years old but I feel like I'm 28 again.
It looks as though Jesus really has come through!
- Hello? - Dude, did you get your period yet?
Yeah.
by having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month.
where people have gathered for a chance to see Jesus Christ.
What if tomorrow Stan says he got his and I'm left out?
Father, will you please reconsider and show up tomorrow?
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