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And it's...
Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
36 years ago you left me at the front door...
that the Man-ny thinks a grown man can breastfeed a baby?
Oh, no, we don't! Look,
Oh, come on, we don't need an alt pass,
Thanks.
you just continue to take those deep breaths...
I would be a mom like Mom.
Stop all that banging, I heard you the first time,
Listen, okay, Kevin...
That's what Michael Bay told me.
you have done what you have set out to do.
These people, they're your...
in the middle of the night again the other night.
It wasn't a great moment for me.
He's got no clothes in the suitcase!
My lightweight dad.
You suck.
Should I be dancing even though I just had contractions?
Gee, what a thing to have done.
You want to know how many, uh,
I'd like to say I remember leaving you at a fire station,
I'm sorry, no, we're not gonna have this conversation.
Wait, what? No, no, no.
...I have spent five decades delivering babies.
Kevin, come on, we talked about this.
the teacher brings in a TV, right?
It's not the writer's fault this show is so bad.
There you go...
I am saying that he can.
Guys...
- No. - Yes.
Strangest damn thing.
and you're gonna really turn me on.
I should get going. Maybe we could have you by
Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alan Thicke!
so you work with Dr. Schneider?
Well, the big news in Hollywood today is, of course,
I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes.
So why'd you find him?
I came here today so I could look you in the eye,
And you will be.
Thank you.
Shame on all of us!
All right? That can start right now. Wake the hell up.
Do you want to fool around?
I know.