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Yeah? Here we go. Let's try to...
No, I get it. That's what you do, right?
I keep showing up here every day.
I don't know if that was meaningful or senile,
No, no, no. Birthday tradition is birthday tradition.
Like, we are deep in the threes.
but my faculties are otherwise completely intact.
Um, you don't.
Huh? Huh?
What's happening?
but I thought it ought to be said.
you know, 100 calories or whatever.
Now since I'm new here, I thought we might have a conversation now
- But I'm gonna lose the weight. - You know,
but I don't.
He took me to the hospital, and they were there.
Tradition is tradition.
A fire station.
to do some real terrible things to Mommy.
Hey, kid.
I am the best of the best.
And cut!
Okay. You can come inside for a water.
You promise you like your gift?
for the things I've done.
It's my birthday today.
Your wife'll still be asleep for a little while.
- any idea? - Yeah, we do. Now shut up
It was a kindness you've shown me,
Let me take a little test. Sheket bevakasha!
you know, you go ahead.
if I breastfed ya?
Who the hell is...
And-and, you know...
Still, six weeks early
Smoke?
Mm-hmm.
the... What was the... what was the third thing?
Look out,
Kevin, I know you care. I know you care about the character.
- is a high-risk pregnancy. - Yeah.
- Well, go ahead. - Screw you.
She's gonna be asleep for a little while,
Remember second grade, the Challenger explosion?
taking three babies home from this hospital.
No, I told you, I don't want anything from you.
Go get the ball, hon!
William.
♪ Happy 36th birthday to you ♪
I like to think that maybe one day
that I didn't need a thing from you,
Because she was a crack addict who died during childbirth,
'cause we got some pizza for you!