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Breathe, Bec. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
It cost about 1,500 bucks.
the first teacher into space.
- for Sally Field. Sue me. - She's, like, 60.
Uh...
Ryan Gosling would never do this crap.
Holy... Wait, are you the Man-ny?
- are gonna have the same birthday? - I know.
No. Thank you.
Not an excuse.
Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski,
- Ooh. - Yeah.
Kevin, what the hell?
- No! - Yes.
And believe me, my ratings will go up.
...this is your, uh...
because everything's fake!
So...
Do you remember what Dad used to say?
...that you can't make something resembling lemonade.
Hey, isn't that what the kids do to be cool?
- Mm-hmm. - I promise you.
I think maybe they got a good one.
They put holes in their pants,
Can't sing.
I lost my wife last year.
- right? - Not like that.
You're the only good thing in my life, Kev.
Tell ya what, when the prick wants to, he can actually write.
The third baby was a little boy,
No, I-I do.
So I'm gonna need everyone in this room to believe me
but she's doing fine. We're monitoring her closely.
took the sourest lemon that life has to offer...
Sorry, everybody. A little technical difficulty.
that I don't think of the child I lost.
I found him.
me when i see that my gf has my phone
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Hey, Big Three, do you three know
considering the fact that 36 years ago
Ryan Gosling would never do this crap.
You remember.
Dessert is my life's work.
I had a really nice time tonight, Toby.
Some oxygen for her, please?
Oh! Go!
We will just have the check, please.
What can I do to make you feel better, huh?
and spare us both the seductive birthday dance
You... you didn't have any ice, so...
I love you.
- 'cause he knows about... - Stay with me now.
All right,
- because it's not gonna happen. - Well, we need to talk about...
Hey, babe, I need you to help Annie with her homework...