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What the hell could this thing possibly be for?
Yeah, that sounds nice.
Come on, Kev.
See, I told you, right? I told you!
Yeah.
- Oh, no thanks. - Yes!
Annie!
Is... but is it even legal?
Hi.
This is what you want.
Sorry. Just had to put the girls down.
maybe not the way you planned.
Seems to me you want me to try to make amends so you can say,
Sorry.
There you go. Hey, there you go.
Come on, Annie!
You know what? If you're just gonna sit here making excuses...
your mom, remember the baby.
Ryan Gosling may not do this crap,
I'd like to say I remember that day, but...
Do you know it, Doc?
When you find out your water breaks The same day of your husband’s birthday.
I am screwed.
Uh-uh. No. But, um,
What, that's it?
You have got to stop with the Challenger explosion.
it's Toby, and it's a support group, but yeah.
But sir, what about...?
But we lost our very first child during the delivery.
I-I don't just want you to believe it.
take a quick whack at the alt pass, huh?
I, uh... I hired a guy.
Take a breath for me, dear.
Deep breathe, look at me, deep breathe.
- because it's folksy. - Oh,
you dead with that towel.
and a crap-filled diaper.
Tell me to wake the hell up. Tell me, tell me to lose the damn weight.
It's just been a long time
- Yes, ma'am. - Your birthday suit.
- You know? - Yeah.
I'm almost glad Schneider's appendix burst.
They said it felt meant to be.
We're officially late 30s.
Since I just torpedoed my career,
- and let your fat-ass wife go to sleep. - No.
This is... this is the funny fat guy from fat class?
Yeah. Well,
What's happening?
and how complicated this delivery could get.
I know all about these triplets, and I know that this
I had this...
probably because he couldn't think of anything more cliché.
e left me at a fire station and I invited him into our home.