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I've got an awome party lined up.
Hello.
Hey. If you want, my friend Marshall invited me to this party we could all go to.
over Ted and, uh... oh, what tasteful way did you describe her?
Okay, first of all, I have a girlfriend.
And that's why I avoid relationships.
that will make every man in Spokane feel inadequate?
Galloping.
chris gelman...architect
Yes.
who would trade sex for beer?
Oh, this is great. It wasn't Ted. Everything's okay.
I'll have you know I composed a lovely form letter
Well, I don't know.
and most serious young legal minds in the country.
I mean, this isn't you, Ted.
There's enough of me for everyone.
Sorry, my, uh... intern had to leave.
And the other's a cheating bastard.
I've never been in a relationship this serious before.
Let's see if it's unlocked.
before Lily and I broke up.
Okay, where are the guys and the hooker?
Ted Mosby, architect.
I'm a television news reporter.
I don't know how to be a girlfriend.
Solid point.