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* Vil plotz vit laughter, too *
each and every one of us laugh, cry and ponder.
We'd have to shut down the entire country,
for Christ's sake.
B-But we're being forced to stay here.
* *
But it was all by design.
to sort it out is quarantined
And as we all return now to our homes
I'm just here for the funeral.
It's all gone.
* We can't get stuff 'cause boats are late *
-I got self-righteous? -Yeah, you got self-righteous.
He messed up Jesus is coming
When the pandemic... first started.
It's been a long time since I've prayed.
I'm sorry, honey, can you just give me a couple minutes?
I'd like to share my dick in your mouth.
for ruining our childhoods.
that I'm not telling you because it involves my father,
They want you to cut the hummus joke.
I'm not reaching up Kenny's ass.
What'd they say?
We're all vaccinated.
You know, I had a friend once who was a Polish hair stylist.
Hello, my child, thank you for coming.
well, you know, since it all happened.
Your Uncle Kyle wants to go back and change things.
So blessed to have you here.
My name is Stan Marsh. I came to...
Dr. McCormick believes
Hey, guys. Great to see you in church.
Hey, I just, I just
what's going on, then you need to talk to him.
That's what doctors are saying about
and that started COVID. That man was me.
It's 4:00. You know what that means.
I just want to go over a couple things.
Who's my little meshugana?
in Park County. With our newest tower,
Set up a perimeter! I want all exit points sealed.
-Ha ha. Thank you, Uncle Kyle! -Hackelm.
(muffled shouting)
(electronic drumbeat playing)
He's going to try and change the past.
(frantic groaning)
people all over the country are beginning to realize
Please, uncle Jimmy
You will.
Is everything all right?
Thanks for coming to visit.
Yeah, I mean, I-I think it's a personal choice.
You know, in the Torah, when Abraham
I don't know how. But we start by believing.
Yes, but that's besides the point.
What does this mean?
has never been vaccinated against COVID,
on what exactly killed Kenny McCormick,
In order to stop the COVID pandemic from ever happening.
(car beeps)
No, no, Cartman, I'm sure there are
to the verdant canyons of Arizona,
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[garbled shouting]
* All doorbells sing, sing, sing. *
We don't want you to worry, because, you know,
I'm not "getting drunk,"
You're just gonna have to joke about something else.
"all relevant information.
And so his mother couldn't take the loss
And if anybody here casts a movie with someone
"Kenny was so brilliant that most of the time,
We lost that. We lost our sense of fun.
only certified medical personnel are allowed to examine cadavers.
-Dad! -Goddamn it, Stan,
Do you have any friends or family that you can stay with?
Back in the old days, we wouldn't give up like this.
in a nice Jewish home. Please, Kyle, for my kids.
No, these people are not my friends
* Welcome to the future *
Should I add that to your shopping list?
Tonight's guest, First Lady Tom Kardashian!
If anyone should reach up Kenny's ass,
Thank You, Uncle Kyle!
-at the funeral tomorrow. -(applause)
Stop there.
You were the one who
That's just it. Nobody knows. But whoever these people are,
Fuck yeah, you like that how the apron trust the word knees at your feet
Ah, Jesus. Anything else?
in China and started the whole pandemic?!
Stop it!
Hi, guys, welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max.
ALEXA: There's some kind of road closure ahead.
What do you mean?
Thank you. Thank you, Father.
He does remember me!