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God, you guys fucking suck. I'll just do it.
No, before that.
* *
it's nearly over!
of some new COVID variant.
What happened to Shelley was your fault, not mine!
Uh, for those of you who don't know,
They won't let us into the morgue.
* If I have to beg or borrow *
to see if some kind of bending was possible.
* Pack my clothes up, baby, I'll be gone *
A man in China had sex with a pangolin
It'll end when we get the order that everything is safe.
Our sense of humor.
* When I think about tomorrow *
so that nobody could complete Kenny's work.
It seemed to somehow fit into some grand theory he had.
Goddamn it, Clyde, we want to get out of here!
it all turned out.
(doorbell rings)
Okay, if nobody else wants to go first,
My closest friends will know where to find it."
(mockingly): My child, please, we are gathered in Christ.
(rhythmic rattling)
-Fuck! -(groans)
I would spend 40 years of my life
How? We don't know anything about quantum physics
and he hid something for us to find.
They're the superpower now.
Hold on.
Me too, Dad. Do you think he'll be able to do it?
Can we, Dad? We'll be good, we promise!
Ah… oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. Zoom?
(tires screeching)
(busy chatter)
Fuck yes. Let's fucking party.
Can I help you?
No. He is fucking with me.
Everyone, please!
wait in the car anymore; I had to meet your friends.
Kyle grow up like Ursula
He wouldn't give her half the farm, so I got sick
Kenny McCormick was a cherished son, a wise man,
I'm afraid that's impossible.
Yeah, what's it mean, Daddy?
Is it 'cause we're Jews?
(whooping and cheering)
Dude.
Nobody else is even cool enough for me to ask.
he suddenly dies of some new COVID variant?
Ah, come on!
just to get a rise out of you?
Who's a little hetzpah?
* We are living in the future *
* Mik-helm, Mik-helm, mit cloiska pudding *
With the diabetes. No?
I have to get you somewhere safe.
Stan Marsh, consultant
Stop being a fucking victim. At least you get to go out
Seems like all of the scientists were murdered
-Oh, my God. -What?
I'll leave you two alone.
I don't know, do you want to party?
and then I found a great Jewish woman and...
-Yay, Daddy! -Fuck Uncle Kyle!
(people wailing)
But to stop it, he had to figure out how to bend time.
What the fuck are you talking about?
we can now house over 600,000 old people.
could change the world.
Oh yeah, Julia, Judy, Jimmy, Gwen, Anna, Amy, Sally, Emily, oh yeah Julia gets a pussy fucked
to stop the people who have ruined the future.
Okay, old people.
* In the future *
Say “Uncle” Uncle!
Not now, please.
Thanks for saying that, you guys.
Wait a minute. What did you say?
for everything that's happened.
(music stops)
But it's true, Dad. Uncle Kyle makes me crazy, too!