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let the spirit of the Talmud guide our lives.
(quiet chatter)
(beeps, whirs)
Goddamn it.
"Money for Nothing" is a song by British rock band Dire Straits, the second track on their fifth studio album, Brothers in Arms (1985) It was released as the album's second single on 28 June 1985 through Vertigo Records.
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Just seems all nice and buttoned up, doesn't it?
* *
You know, getting stuff going.
Listen to me, it's very simple.
Let me put it another way-- we've all seen the pictures
Next, please!
INTERVIEWER (on TV): Sometimes I feel like
BOTH: Yay!
(cheering quiets)
(sirens wailing)
Get me a first-class ticket to South Park!
Please!
What are you working on, Clyde?
Don't worry, I'll put them right to bed.
Look, dude, you remember when we were little?
I don't want to be a part of anything else.
* *
Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV.
and finally we can say, we are starting to
Alexa, start the car!
What is the nature of your inquiry?
to try to find some answers.
Well, I got to go, guys.
Oh, no, this is just like when our people were
and ask them for help. Is that what you want?
I don't have a son.
MAN (over P.A.): ICU, please. Blue Team, ICU.
(squishing)
Her name is Rebecca and she's a fantastic person.
he talks about where he would hide important information.
Uh-huh.
No, kids.
Sounds like someone doesn't want us
Dude, there might be people to blame
-You don't even have any... -Alexa, stop!
The school is all filled up and the motels are shut down.
Ha! Ha! Thank You, Uncle Kyle! Hackelm.
in downtown New York,
* Got to break it up now *
I'm trying to be fucking helpful.
Exactly. There's notes-- years and years of research
(wind gusting)
Kenny touched all of our lives and made
And then slipped on the old people diarrhea
P-P-Popsicles that are in the green room,
(beeps, whirs)
CARTMAN (giggling): You silly girl.
-What? -Freeze video
-Cartman? -Yeah, but he's changed.
(coughing)
Yeah, I get it, the Eric Cartman you guys knew
Fuck Uncle Kyle.
and our lives, I think that-- a lot like Abraham--
I'm sorry we can't supply any chin diapers.
Scott Malkinson, I went to school with you guys?
Could you not hear me?
I thought you were his fucking "best friend."
at having such a little bitch for a son!
* *
He was clearly on to something, and then he died.
(all screaming)
People of South Park,
And we all failed.
Stan, wake up, I think we're here.
CARTMAN (giggling): Silly girl. Yes.
You know what I'm talking about!
Qualities that I see in my loving wife
is the only way
It's true-- who wouldn't be vaccinated by now?
Yeah, me, too. Sucks about Kenny, huh?
Come on, come on, come on! Remote learning!
Yeah, it's me.
Did you not hear me?
You're sorry, again.
Well, fuck all of you!
Yeah, for the students.
Randy.
We as Americans went through so much.
'cause you guys suck.
with your dad's farm that can help everyone figure out
And now here he is, the king of woke comedy, Jimmy!
Yes, it actually was!
Okay, well, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate
I know this is weird. We haven't talked since...
Stan Marsh?
-Who had diabetes? -Oh, yeah, sure...
-What?! -Kick him in the balls!
turned over.
That's understandable, Doctor, but luckily I am orthodox.