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- Yeah. - Just get over it.
Thank you all for coming in.
On the first day of the shortest month: “I am so sick of February.”
You know what, before you put the new clothes on,
That's a poem by J.B. Jovi.
I'm not talking about some frisky romp
Yeah. Like a receptionist,
Yeah. It's crazy.
I'm sorry. How did you think I was expected to guess that?
I will meet George Howard Skub.
You’re gonna crush it.
Swahili? Oh, wait a second.
Having time Hosing time
You can't fire Pete.
Can you not work on this?
Pretty pretty cool
Deep hurt inside of me
Didn't you two used to do it?
I mean, I saw Pete's butt.
[Inhales]
I'm Kevin.
Because every word out of your mouth
- I don't know. - Oh, God. All right.
Can someone please help me?
Your perspective was very useful.
thought it wouldn't be weird at all.
Let's go, Gangnam-style.
or am I being a total psycho?
Dude, you're also supposed to go to classes,
I invited Pete out for drinks.
I spent ten years as a receptionist
. .
Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.
last week espn informed me that our relationship would be proceeding without me
Thank you.
Wow. Seriously?
How would you like a mean, cold slap?
- Dwight, that's awful. - You have no idea.
Just-- I don't want to hear it.
- Is that champagne? - Si, señor.
Well, the good news is, no more guilty conscience.
so it feels to me like we're still in a relationship...
- Tell me about the cologne. How much?
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself,
Oh. An entire bottle at least.
Probably nothing.
It was college.
Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly.
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself, over the sink like a rat
- And you do art and painting? - Mm-hmm.
Little did my grandfather know,
That's so random.
- Oh. - History. Wow.
We ready?
Did they say when the vocal cords would heal?
It's like a prehensile wing or something.
Well, look at it this way. Being a bachelor is not all bad.
Well, I gave it to the salvation army.
Plop, you go first.
I feel like a show pony.
of my first friendship.
I'll be in the annex, all right?
- Andy. - ♪ Turns out you're fired