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Agh! What is this?
Let's see, latitude 42, longitude 71. This is it. What the hell...?
Sure, I'm blind in one eye, and my other eye was infected that day from picking at it,
I've fantasised about what this house would be like with culture.
Daggermouth killed my friend Salty, and he was twice the fisherman you are.
Boom Boom, did you do your exercises today?
- Very good. - For the best.
Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!
you've gotta expect to get your hands dirty once in a while.
- Me too. - Sounds like a good balance.
Does anyone out there like me yet? Can I stop this?
- What do you suggest? - Get out your ring.
- Yeah, no fake. No fake. - Mom!
If you're gonna grab ahold of life,
and we'd owe somebody a lot of money.
- Hi, Mom! - Hi, Chris. Put your father on.
He'll kill any man that comes near there. I saw him once.
Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?
I'll take 'em. Just kidding. Or maybe I'm not. Sign this.
I'm afraid I'm won't be able to do this in the time I quoted.
There we are. It's a Van Gogh print. Isn't it beautiful?
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
- Take those guys out there, for example. - Where?
I am screwed. I'm gonna lose my house and my boat and everything.
Why don't you kill Daggermouth?
- How do you turn a phrase? - God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass.
and I was tired, and I'd been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine,
I wanna go home and spend the next three days in solitary confinement where I belong!
No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.