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Argh!
OK, he can come, but no plus-one. I'm chocka.
Now, Howard, as an actor, you'll need to summon up emotions as quick as a beam.
Why don't you come along? My nights, they're genius.
- Sorry. - Dickhead.
No, no, no. I don't do that any more. Thank you, but, no, no, no.
- I thought you'd gone of to see Jurgen. - What can I say?
I just wanted to say that I am glad you are clean.
One, two, three, four.
- Put me on at the club tonight. - Oh, really?
Sammy's gone mad. He's mutilated everyone. We need an actor. Can you come down?
"Mr. De Beauvois, Your Conduct This Evening Has Been Intolerable."
Bravo!
♪ I'm Sammy, I'm Sammy the Crab, I'm Sammy the Crab
- That was a mistake. - Yeah, right.
- You mean Nathan. - Whatever.
You have absolutely nothing. You repulse me.
- How am I supposed to know that? - Thank you.
The reason I sacked you, Sammy, was because of the drinking.
- then got backed over by a wizard in a van. - 12 times.
Make the calll Fucking make the calll
What I did was I looked back to the most traumatic period of my life,
Come with us now on a journey through time and space.
- Montgomery Flange! - Ah, at your service.
Take the chokes of me, train me up as an actor.
I'll see you tonight for the gig. And give my condolences to Neville's family.
Are you training to be a football manager? Are you Terry Venables? No, no, no, no, no.
To the theatre!
Sword of terror number one, please.