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Welcome to Shitty Beef. You want Biltong?
- they're gonna want several. - That's true.
But we're supposed to shoot your commercial
Well, don't you see what this means?
Oh, God damn it!
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Hi dad and mom Don’t you hi dad and mom us you big shit!
I know, you kind of have to read the fine print
Oh, my God!
No, it isn't, stupid blubber butt.
Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!
What? What are you thinking? Are you bummed?
Jared, it's just that your new take on weight loss
Oh, come on, just think about how famous you'll be!
- AIDS? - That's right.
Jacking it? Jacking what?
there he is beating
That's a long time to wait.
No, I totally covered for you.
how skinny Butters is,
With all those sub sandwiches
His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison
red
Now, I think the $4 million should be split evenly among the three of us.
We would have never laughed about this before.
Your anthrax has given me colon cancer!
Say they'll eat nothing but their Chinese food,
Yeah, none of us want to marry Butters!
AIDS is finally funny!
Hey, yeah.
and so I’m here to tell you that you should all go out and get aides!
We told you no television while you're grounded.
Hey, you're the one that screwed us by not losing weight, Butters.
Why?
You've had AIDS all this time and you knew it?
Yeah, but, you know, I’ve learned something today.
for their shattered dreams.
- That's a great idea. - Lose weight and make money.
You wouldn't be a penis butt, Butters. You'd be famous.