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All right. Thanks.
This guy Bookman from the library, he's waiting for you.
Well, I got a flash for you, joy-boy:
Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings.
...take out any book you want. They just give it to you...
Hey, babaloo, you better get home.
I always chewed Dentyne.
- Where are you going? - It was nice seeing you again.
I can be down there in, like, a half-hour.
I don't judge a man by hair length or musical taste.
So, what's a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?
...because in some ways, they don't...
Come on, tell me what happened.
Rock was never my bag.
I said, Mr. Heyman...
He says kinky things, because he's made out of wood...
Columbus. Eurotrash.
...to read a book without getting his mind warped.
- I wonder whatever happened to her. - How did they find you?
- Coffee? - Yeah, coffee.
- What brand? - I'm not really sure.
We didn’t know anything about the clone wars. We didn’t want to know anything about the clone wars. There were no clone wars
...reading passages to each other from that Henry Miller book you had.
That's what the library is. It's a government-funded pathetic friend.
I remember it!
- Mr. Bookman's not here. - Not here?
Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies.
I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out.
I gotta go back to the library and talk to him.
It was like from an exhumed corpse.
- It's burned in my memory. - Oh, memory burn, huh?
Don't let anybody see it. Don't let anything happen to it.
What do you know? You've never worked in an office.
Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl...
That's why everybody bullies the library.
Sure, go ahead. Laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before.
...as I have learned from bitter experience...
I have a witness. Sherry Becker.
We just tease someone till they develop an eating disorder.
That's amazing.
Is there something you're not telling me...