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[Ted Narrating] Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily had recently decided...
- You never called dibs. - Dibs were implied.
[Ted Narrating] Kids...
[Ted Narrating] I braced myself for what was next...
Fourteen seconds, and already...
He's just...
You know, buy you a beer or Yankees tickets.
The season of exposed skin is over.
Um, I will come at you with everything I've got.
careful, patient, deadly.
You didn't happen to bring an umbrella, did you?
That book might as well be called...
There's a girl sitting at the bar.
[Sighs] It's a sad day in New York, Ted.
Hey, hey! I-I know it's late, but I just had to call.
- Baby, I'm not tryin' to pressure you one bit. - What if I can't have a baby?
This is what church has been missing. Dude, you fixed church.
Shh. Shh. You're the victim here.
And dibs.
Can you dig it!
- Let's get outta here. - [Whimpers]
[Wheezing Laugh] Okay.
It's like every time the phone rings...
Oh, a cheesy guy. Don't worry.
What... That guy is cheesy.
- Our friendship is too important. - [Chuckles] Oh.
when you just put it all on the line and go for it.
Gone are the tank tops, Ted.
If I don't come back, tell my mom I love her.
the day you meet the girl of your dreams...
Okay, Barney. What's this gonna cost me?
And if you let your guard down for so much as a second...
- Sundress, by the way. - Mm-hmm.