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Fifty ruined Christmases. I want to be free.
In the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo --
What kind of mother tells her son that
Where the hell is Mrs. Claus, you can't do Christmas Eve without her.
More snow machines!
Lutz looked it up, but if we stay until noon, it counts as a work week.
Look, I'm not doing my usual thing either this year.
If she knew, she'd have me arrested, she's done it before!
# Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
John Kennedy died because he talked in church?
No, Christmas in the Donaghy house was awful.
Come on, nobody but me's gonna do this?
Don't turn this around, Jackie! Don't make this about me!
What?
No, I, it's a, I did a good thing. I got the letter from--
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The Post Office collects letters that poor children write to Santa
You couldn't even see the tree!