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It doesn't matter, man. I was the king of that place. I'm a legend over there.
They have no respect for anybody, okay? They're like stupid little goddamn savages.
Ooooh. You're not gonna come anywhere near their butt holes.
What's your major, dude? Economics.
Artie Sloan.
Oh, no. We knew you were gonna choke.
They disrespect- I am a legend over there!
- Dude, those guys are dicks. - They're such dicks, man!
I'm sort of a legend when it comes to this kind of shit. So, yeah.
And I don't get that. What are you doing, Frank? What is that?
Too hard! You're hitting yourself in the head.
What are you doing? I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes!
Three, two, one, go!
Come on! Don't think so hard! Don't think so hard!
Oh, man.
You've done it? Yeah. Give me the cigar. I need that.
And you just gave me a thought, okay?
All right, all right. No more zapping.
Ohh! Oh, God.
Yeah. No, we're ready. We're ready.
Oh!
Who's to say we didn't put that very same poison in the drinking water?