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What the hell are you kids doing in here?
- Wow! - Awesome!
How do you make semen come out?
had a profound effect on feminism in America. Boys!
Right, but who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
- Really? - Oh, right, you're supposed
- Butters? - Yes?
- for the rest of your life? - No!
- Let's go tell on them. - Dude! We can't just tell on them!
Have you reported this to any other authorities?
- No. - Follow me to the bathroom.
Right, so it's possible the thief sat out in that tree.
Hello, ma'am, we're detectives with the South Park Crime Unit.
Hey, wait a minute! These kids might be just what we need
Hey, Detectives!
- Well, I was at home. - Your story is full of holes,
- No, you're not. - Damn it, man.
- You did? - I was up there pounding my wiener
What have you got, Marsh?
It's that thing we learned about in school
You wanna die, huh?
- Well, Butters? - I'm pulling on my wiener,
Good, then you can help us by telling me everything you know.
- What do we do now? - I don't know.
Great job, boys. You found the meth boss.
I am hereby making you all junior detectives.
Slowly, the rage built inside his mind. "Why won't she let me eat that pie?"