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And get us some more cookies and coffee.
Now go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your wiener
If it weren't for you meddling boys, we would have never cleaned up the department.
We're going to need semen samples from everything in this room.
You're good cops, but you let your emotions get in the way.
and the guys down at the station. I'm tired, all right? I'm tired.
And later when I went to get it, it was gone.
Okay, retard, you really don't know how to make semen come out?
You're gay.
Stupid assholes. How come nobody has a crime to solve?
We put all this time into it. I mean, what do you guys wanna do, huh?
All right, Detectives. Let's get one thing straight.
Don't worry, ma'am, we'll find your doll.
Disposing of the doll wouldn't be easy.
We're not playing dungeons and dragons, ass face!
Hello there, little crime stoppers!
Would you like to play? - No, thanks.
No, 'cause I got special wizard armour on.
All right, guys, put your hands together, be sure to tip the dancers,
we're playing FBI. That gives us jurisdiction over you.
We're on the case.
You're a worthless two-dollar criminal, and you're lying!
Cool!