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She-- She comes up to the counter...
Well, I'm done failing.
about everything.
Change the name! Change the name!
You just get some rest.
What do you see here, Kimmy?
"You people," is it, huh?
No, if this has anything to do with that bathroom, I did my part.
And I've got the keys to the treasure chest.
We would have called, but... you're kind of what we're protesting.
to see if they were a group, a person, or a diet plan.
because I'm entered into a lot of raffles for free boat rides.
Buh-buh-buh-bird!
And their money.
Pubic Chigger Bombs.
-That's Ludacris! -Is it?
Jewish?
It's the fuzz. He's being carried by Paulie.
Did you say "beef" or "beak"?
without those warnings?
Can I interest you in an all-beak hot dog?
The wind can be slow, Kimmy.
Mm-hmm.
Hello. It is today.
'Cause I'm done trying. I give up.
Hello?
I ran out of minutes trying to win this radio contest.
And to eat at that restaurant where the waiters are ninjas.
'Cause she abandoned me in a hospital.
The bathroom is a mess.
I work right around the corner from your apartment.
In a moment,
If I get caught, I'm not going down alone.
The point is, I failed, okay?
I meant Orson's guest.
so I can go in; make him turn around--
Quit yelling about bathrooms, man.
Except at sports.
Hang on. Are you trying to get me to change the name or not?
I got a good thing going
Can I at least call OnStar and pretend I've had an accident?
Need I remind you, you owe me one.
Over the years, you've killed four Eli Mannings.
Misty Island Rescue
Oh, I'm a customer.