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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Gum is the lie your mouth tells your stomach.
The Kansas City Islams.
And here?
Here.
Um, no.
You don't get to quit this life.
Titus?
Change the name! Change the name!
No, Mom, I'm taking them down
I haven't had a bathroom situation this good
I'm a white man. We always win.
Told you bitches I so famous.
It's a...
Well, isn't that just wonderful?
Oh, damn it, Titus!
You got the key. We're square.
I bought a Charleston Chew here in 2007.
I should go throw this key in the river right now.
If there are no objections, this concludes--
It's like someone flipped over
His scurvy's gone.
and this never sees the light of day.
How was the big date?
And here?
when it clearly says, "Take a penny."
Sir, I was just in a very long movie,
Okay.
All of you.
everybody's gonna want to play their mistress's music video.
Text me.
If he sees me come in, at some point, he's gonna start to wonder where I went,
So I'll need...
I wanted to meet Trace Adkins
Kimmy comes by a lot,
Someone's got a key, Kimmy.
What did my son say?
So are you gonna call him? Or does he call you?
with an unnecessarily low rule number.
and every day at 4:00 p.m.,
I got a new face