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--Oh...
- It was-- - Hey!
Wait.
I knew this was a bad idea, Titus.
so you can sneak your friend in here,
The only thing you're doing is waiting in the car.
Generally, just living my best life.
He's always lying
It's just, Native Americans are such a tiny minority.
Yeah.
Some jamoke
It wasn't my idea.
He didn't eat Dionne Warwick.
That's the dream.
Oh!
and change the name of your precious Washington Redskins!
Wait until you hear my signal.
Am I being racist, or have we met?
A statement by the Department of Homeland Security says, in part,
No, gas station man is stealing from me.
I've just been waiting for him,
At least I remembered to put my pants and shirt back on.
Change the name,
We just got group SMS.
and I think stealing is evil.
Except money.
who was tapped to succeed his father, Orson,
I love you, Dad!
That's the cool way of saying "merchandise."
I just wanted to give you this necklace back.
and the skinny kid's playing a big ol' tuba
I don't get it.
Oh, sure. Here's your change.
I know you won't.
I don't know what you mean, Zippy.
We don't have powers.
Get a life, why don't ya?
Our bathroom is strictly for grooming, shame eating,
and it's got a "customers only" policy now.
I don't like losing.
The Fucillos were weavers in the old country.
No way, Titus. I'm out.