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We need to talk.
Who is this?
Why would anybody Want a friend???
Flame on!
Then I'm pretty much where I am right now.
It’s your first day.
was he black? -just forget the whole thing, all right?
Clearly.
I Read? Books Jerry Big Deal!
You are
Are you sure you're supposed to be here?
Tnd You know, Total Nigger Death
...to, you know, get me to mate.
-From across the hall. -Hold on.
Look, Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed...
What? What do you guys want?
No. No!
Jerry! I need you to get another picture of man-hands.
I'll get it.
-Damn. -So? Where were you?
I don't know, but you don't have it.
JACOB AND JASON TAKIN CARE OF Beizness!!!!
a flush like a jet engine:
Hello.
Every time she starts saying the "notebook" phrase, she sounded like she was shouting at me for some reason.
-I know, it was so tiny. -Yeah.
Listen, you know, I'm thinking we might just be better off being friends.
Why?
-The coffee shop? -You got it.
My Hair Dryer Ruined the Picture. Now I Need Another One Or I Can't Get Back Into the Forbidden City.
-Hey, Jerry? -I'm right here.
How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
We already got a Guillaume.
Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
Forget my briefcase.
Well, it's a pretty fast-paced crowd.
Just trying to get ahead
When they ask me to take the front of the pace line
Flame on!
models as far as the eye could see
Didn't come true.
But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.
She had man-hands.
She had man-hands.
Nice.
My hair dryer ruined the picture.
I read BOOKS Jerry! Big Deal!
I wish I could, but we're friends.
I don’t know, but you don’t have it.
TCB. YOu know, taking care of business.