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Lisa, you were right. My happiness is fading.
But they gave me these Rollerblades so I can glide to the front door.
Sorry. No Homers.
Hey, will you guys help me fix my...?
The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles.
- It's a secret. - Shut up.
You've won this round.
Let's hear from the Stonecutter World Council before we act too rashly.
And the official Stonecutter underwear too.
- No! - You really are stupid.
We’re having ribs!
I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters.
∞
Remember those self-hypnosis classes we took to help us ignore Grampa?
Now let us party like 'twere 1799!
One of those egg Council creeps got to you too huh?
Maybe. But maybe we don't wanna be Stonecutters no more.
...let us Stonecutters use what we have to help the less fortunate.
We call each other by number.
Somebody's gonna get parasites.
Hurrah!
Oh, you got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
Stonecutters, eh? How do I join?
Forget it, Homer. While it has been established eggs contain cholesterol...
Let the initiation begin.
Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
...and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
And now I know. There is, and it's me.
Jealous?
These people look deep within my soul...
Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong.
Just don't point that thing at me.