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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and "Yo Mama Bin Fartin'."
I'm probably gonna get some kind of gross rash.
Hardware store has a Help Wanted sign.
Wait. Next weekend? Does that give us enough time?
I like Jo Bros, Mi Cy, Gaga...
the White Trash Going Crazy at Lake Havasu Collection.
- Extended fantasy sequence Obama made me realize that. - Cannonball! Cannonball!
Anyway, as you know...
Do I smell kreplach?
Now I gotta poop.
First step, one of us is going to make friends with his two adorable daughters.
Good-bye, family. You will never see or hear from me again.
Cannonball! (STOMACH GURGLING)
This is original But good
Hey! Where I come from, we don't judge a man by the color of his skin.
[Groans]
I could live to be a hundred...
White mission control be all...
It's not fancy, mind you. You know, we don't have any swimming pools...
Dad, I'm sweating like a pig in this thing.
So it would really mean a lot to the community...
- [Man] Yeah! - [Woman #1] I had no idea.
[All Scream]
- Do you even have a plan? - Yes.
I made a hot dog just for you.
He did that in the neighbor's pool?
Somebody was videotaping?
He did that in the neighbor's poop?
Or his religion. Or even the mistakes of his past.
[All Groaning]
Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!
Hayley Smith in what appears to be...
-(SIGHS) -Cannonball! Cannonball!
[Chuckles] That's from my stand-up routine. Check it out.