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I don't have to tough it out.
I love him so much.
- (exhales) Okay, good day, sir. - Okay.
(sighs) Come on, Chris.
But now I know that I am... uh.. We're not...
I-I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We split it up. We chunk it.
and if you sleep with Josh's best friend, that ruins
(sighs)
and we just got that harness, so...
Um, I brought you some hummus.
and I have made a decision.
Listen.
Oh, hey, look, any time.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You don't?
You have to understand.
Hi.
♪ And still have all of my stuff neatly folded ♪
about me and Josh and get his unconditional blessing,
Aah!
And thanks for putting up with me these past few weeks.
♪ 'Cause if you read between the lines, he's saying ♪
A few months, a few years.
- Beans' house was condemned. - I don't know who those people are.
but I can't do that anymore.
Oh, my God, this is a workplace.
- (grunts) - Whee!
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
So...
or when I write a really great legal brief at work.
♪ I'll be patient ♪
The ones that wick moisture.
Bah-bah-bah-bah, cookie.
(gasps)
(softly): So...
I need to take... I need to take a nap.
Oh, yes, Daddy! (chuckles)
You shouldn't have to keep everything in your car
I mean, don't you see what the drawer means?
Dude, I'm, like, a year younger than you,
- No. No. No. - Eat it. Eat it.
Or at least I tried to.
Thank you.
♪ To make a bowl of popcorn ♪
Okay.
Excuse me, I do not do... whoa!
♪ It's a 3:00 a.m. subtext ♪
I have plenty of room.
So, let's just stop talking about it, okay?
♪ With a melody that makes you want to Charleston. ♪
What? You're the one that needs to grow up.
Inventory's so stressful.
(continues laughing)
Wow, um...
But is this Greg Serrano's mom, Shauna?
♪ I mean, it would be weirder to stop having sex ♪
And if you don't tell me right now,
You know what? You're clearly no help, so, yeah.
Uh, in fact,
Oh, man, this crazy bitch.
- You are ping - ponging around. - No, I'm not.
I don't know, like glitter was exploding inside of me.
Ca-caw!
when we make love... the way he looks
and then pass it off as quirky.
♪ Each a letter on a page in the novel of our love ♪
Blam!
(door opens and shuts)
Yes. He's respeffing the hell out of me.
No. You're wrong.
(speaking indistinctly)
- This? - Yeah, this.
(chuckling): Yeah. “I moved here for you.”
Wow, that was barely under your breath.