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Okay. So, over here, you can charge
Here's what happened. I was in New York.
I mean, the guys who still wear the skinny jeans...
Shh!
But that whole time,
As one does.
I will physically harm you.
He loves me!
Great! Okay!
I was getting dressed.
Like, 'cause we've had sex once,
I mean, no, I hate it, but...
You are so wrong. You don't even know
(under breath): you know, it's like...
♪ We have the common sense not to have sex right now ♪
with this girl. She was just with Greg.
♪ ♪
Well... I mean, that's...
We're way too sober for this wedding. How about I get us some shots?
It's like, um...
And you're doing great.
White Josh is with his boyfriend all the time,
But even if I did,
- I can't even look at you. - Josh, Josh, um,
What's that?
after you guys broke up like a real gentleman.
You're painting your toenails on top of potatoes.
I record all conversations with adults.
but I cannot do any more immoral or illegal things.
I mean, I can't just, you know,
So you just need to sign
(whispers): but I know you do.
Patrons can't be back here.
You hear what I'm saying?
how Rebecca has messed everything up.
So... are you, like, nuts about your drawer, or what?
The code is 2738.
any possibility for when you finally come to your senses
uh, as they do, when you're weaving.
but it's just, it... every morning
♪ And you don't want to hurt your alcoholic friend ♪
♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪
Please, please, please, please.
You want to sleep with crazy, that's fine.
and you're sleeping on packing materials.
It's like you don't even
I'm sorry, are you sure you're freaking out about Greg?
You're so good at it.
No, no, no, no. You keep saying that, but I fixed it that night.
Look, I can't tell you where he is,