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You don't give someone an award they don't deserve just to cheer them up.
Well, actually, Bobby, I already have.
How's it feel, Dad? Is it everything I hoped it would be?
Well, it was just sitting in a box gathering dust and dust-mite feces.
[Sighing]
Will you sign it for me? In pencil?
Cake was gone
Hank. Have you been shot?
I was just trying to help.
Well, then, you shouldn't have had your henchmen write that essay.
There's more.
This cigarette was lit with the Olympic torch.
The torch should go to someone really deserving.
I tell you what. The spider plants have thrived on it.
I'd like to thank my mother, my agent, and my baby's mama.
And you know, these are the very same towels from back then.
someday someone's gonna make the world's largest fruit pie.
The year is 1953.
But He made his point.
Hot or cold towel, Hank?
No, Dad. I'm speed walking.
So, how does it feel to be the official torchbearer?
Not now, Dad.