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Well, Mort, I hope I can trust you. I've been lied to before.
Well, it was based on actual events.
Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash.
Oh, my God! I got to go talk to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, the All-Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir!
Hey, do I have time to get a drink at the water fountain
- I wouldn't do that. - Why not?
I wrote up a few little ditties I wanted to share.
and then someone important sees it by wild coincidence,
Peter, you can't go away for two months now.
He's a family guy
Someone with no talent who can take a lion's share of your earnings.
Don't forget about us squares back at home.
I can't poop in strange places
Our company's gonna be around for at least three more weeks,
You've hit rock bottom.
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day And I was itchin' to fill up my belly
I don’t want A giant t-bone or A rocket ship to Venus
'Cause of the beatings?
Yay! Penelope Pitstop!
Have you ever put butter on a...
The promoters of the New England Music Festival saw it,
If you haven't, then I think you should
"I put a booger on a painting at the museum."
You knew what you were staring at!
and we want to sign you.
I wrote this song before that.
What you doing with that doll?
We're gonna be the best thing since sliced bread!
I don't know.