HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It's Stan time all the time.
I'm a dad. That's my job.
normal to the Northern Fleet submarine base at Polyarny."
#δ #κ #ώ #ω
Okay. One sentence down. Already compelling.
You know, in a way, this is exactly what you wanted.
Can we sometimes meet for a snack?
All the world's oceanographers have been looking for this squid...
Maybe we can spend some time together later-
[Snoring]
Ooh.
- but I can't make you look like Audrey Hepburn. - [Growling]
Damn. Do they let you go back in time and change the past?
[Barking]
Dad, I haven't started the Parthenon. It's due tomorrow, and I'm really tired.
Hey, what if you change the pool boy to an I.T. Guy...
Stan, you just killed the colossal squid.
- Things have changed, Stan. - They don't have to.
- What ya doing, Mr. Awake At 3:00 A. M? - Playing Beetman.
Oh. Oh, no. No, no. Oh! Got him.
- [Barking] - When will you people realize...
[Video Game Sounds]
How do you have the free time to do anything?
It's the already-dead baby.
Fabian, my brother...
It's become a ritual. Your presence would disrupt that.
not just in writing, but in life.
It's not modern or real.
This is how you choose to spend your extra time?
This is what you're doing instead of spending time with your wife?
because that's gonna be thrown at me.
The Internet's killin' me, Freddie.
Roger, please. I just want 20 minutes to myself, that's all.
Stan, don't you get it? I think I found the colossal squid.
Damn. Do they make you fly?
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
isn't modern or real, then I don't know what the hell is.
Let me be clear.
Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue?
The colossal squid.
[Electrical Crackling]
L'association culturelle et sportive
## [Continues]