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Has he agreed to sign the treaty...
You know you're my saving grace. You're everything... Written all over your face. Baby, I can feel your halo. Pray it won't fade away. I can feel your halo, halo, halo.
- Eww. - Guards!
[Gasps]
And something tells me you're gonna need...
Dead? Sir, we can't let them kill him.
The general.
Mom. We were playing a game.
You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel?
Here it comes.
I'm gonna go.
Your persona is El Generalissimo. Let's hear your Spanish accent.
[Groans]
Excuse me.
My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo.
For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men?
I think that's pretty cool.
- Maybe too much rum. - [Gunshot]
- Let's sign the check and get out of here. - Calm down, Stan.
Why don't you invite your friends over for a dip in the pool after school?
My daughter who...
- [Beeps] - Sir, it's Stan.
Just hugging my chopper, babe.
And now I'm gonna pick out your persona.
No. No. You're paying good money for us to stay here. It should be perfect.
What's this?
- An aerial screw? - Yup. Now, be a trouper.
You know what could be fun on our friends vacation?
I mean, look at these dirty floors.
These balloons represent Steve's mom's boobs.
See, friendship is only worthwhile...
if you get something from the other person.
Hey, you're meeting me at the J. Crew in 20 minutes, right?
I'm waiting for my buddy so he can tell me if these look good.
your Battlestar Gallactica marathon this afternoon?
It's perfectly natural.
# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #