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like, true friends.
throw it at me,
Is that what it is? Mmm-hmm.
Maybe I did, too.
I am Gwendolyn James.
Oh. Mmm.
You're staying at the Waldorf?
So, what you would do is very gently,
Oh, my God, I am so fucking hungover, I might actually die.
What do you mean us? Honey, I was just sitting here by myself.
Do you understand how hard it is
whenever I want some D in my V.
But wait, are we gonna go to therapy or what?
No, honey, don't take that.
Yeah. Even for me.
You're hilarious! You really are!
You're a fuckin' great mom.
(LAUGHING)
We love 'em so much that we would do...
She's actually a pretty amazing woman.
Did you remember Maddie's backpack?
You gonna eat your butter?
What, do I just touch it? Oh, I'll show you. Here.
(WHISPERING) Amy's husband just recently left her,
Why don't you sit down and have a drink with us?
Wha...
Laura doesn't like you. Your dad doesn't like you.
(STUTTERING) Okay, you see, this is a funny story.
Peace!
and I'm so nervous.
Honey, do you know what entitled means?
It's just that the PTA
(CHUCKLES) Kiki, you're so weird.
this you can flick it, suck it,
(GASPS) What?
I'm just gonna take these to go.
I am the president of the PTA,
$1 drinks- all month long? I think we're gonna get fucked up!
Hey, guys.
Then please vote for me.
Oh.
I'll start sometime next week. Thanks. Bye-bye.
AMY: Here's the thing.
Martha Stewart?
(SIGHS)
Mmm.
You know, she turned out to be the wonderful woman that she is.
Should I leave?
No? Okay. Okay.
They're delicious.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
And do you know why?
Hi, Jessie. I really like your clothes.
I saw your Richard Nixon, by the way. That was incredible.
I'm really glad we did this, Mom.
(GASPS) on, no, buddy!
Unbelievable. I can't...
But things quickly got really weird and it all seemed suspicious to me
Oh, my God. I made the team. (SQUEALS) I made the team!
Shit.
Okay, well, let's go get it, dude. Right?
doesn't mean they think you're terrible.
(LAUGHS)
Joevs
it might not have actually been vin diesel, but i definitely fucked a bald guy
You guys. Thank you for being super patient.
You'll be okay. I promise you I'm gonna handle this.
You know what? Mike and I never got our twenties.
Couldn't even splurge for the eight?
.
Mike, please go. Yeah.
We're on our way to a PTA meeting, motherfuckers!
How do you think that your divorce affected your kid?
Hold on one second!
What's going on?
You look like.....
We should get matching tattoos after this.
I like your spaghetti.
Get your tits up
#40
Dooga dooga dooga dooga doo
I wanna get laid.
(STAMMERING) Uh, um... I was clicking and then I....
so I love you kids, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Oh.
I mean, yes, no, like yes, sit, please. Yeah.
No. We're not getting divorced right away.
All the moms in school hate me,
Baby, I believe you.
Don't laugh. Wait, are you serious?
and your terrible style,
Well, then, what are you doing?
and my poor dog has vertigo.
VICKY: Hi. GWENDOLYN: Hi.
I didn't even ask if it was a boy or a girl.
(CELL PHONES RINGING) He didn't have year-round school.
Come on, Kiki, live a little.
Mmm.
(INAUDIBLE)
They got an indoor-outdoor pool, room service,
I don't even remember the last time we had sex.
I just fuckin' said that, Vicky.
No! I had no idea. No? You had no idea?
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my God, there's a truck!
I don't love you anymore.
uh, because soccer is a PTA-sponsored activity
Oh, I was so worried.
First of all, I just wanna say this,
Oh, and are you kidding me with those lunches?
I mean, what the fuck is this? Russia?
Yeah, donut holes!
and say three things that you like about each other.
You take your kids to all those activities,
Oh!
My ex has my kid.
Yes, it's... Thank you.
Hey, lady.
Listen, um, I wanna talk to you about
and talk, talk, talk, talk.
Don't you fuckin' run from me! Don't you fuckin'...
I'll see you after school. Be good, okay?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
that you didn't have... (SNIFFLES)
Seriously, Vicky? AMY: Oh, come on, Gwendolyn.
Yes. Oh.
(ENGINE REWING)
Why are we doing this?