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You're going into the next waiting room.
I was trying to make a point.
- You mean that? - Absolutely.
Well, I guess I've been chosen.
- Would you do that? - lf I was a different person.
...and I know I can't go any further, but...
Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.
It's all set up for you to wait.
So it must have been 95 degrees that night...
Touch this, feel that. 75 bucks.
She's firing at me from the guard towers.
I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...
- You did it? What happened? - I told her, in the kitchen.
So you want me to get the books, is that it?
I don't care.
I'm not pulling a shopping cart.
- Taste this. - No, I just had a sandwich.
- You're a human being. - I didn't even ask her out.
I'm sorry. Is this 805-555-3234?
...no more stopping, just saying hello and continuing on our way.
MEETINGS MEETINGS MEETINGS I NEED MY MEETINGS
Jerry, have you ever tak en a bath in the dark?
Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman...
She never asks if I'm busy or anything.
...Ahab and the whale become good friends.
So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.